Good morning.
Will start making my cucumber box today. Got the lumber yesterday. I got 1x12 inch boards x 8 feet long and had the first board cut in the middle. Second board was cut 4 feet 6 inches so I could have a 2 inch "hang-over at the ends. The remainder of the board will be cut to close the each end of the sides.
I counted how many rt. angle braces I had and I'll be short 4. So will need to get those before I can finish the box up.
I saw the following and thought that the person cover excuse as to why NOT go to church. Hope you think it was as funny as I did.
Hope all have a good day.
Will start making my cucumber box today. Got the lumber yesterday. I got 1x12 inch boards x 8 feet long and had the first board cut in the middle. Second board was cut 4 feet 6 inches so I could have a 2 inch "hang-over at the ends. The remainder of the board will be cut to close the each end of the sides.
I counted how many rt. angle braces I had and I'll be short 4. So will need to get those before I can finish the box up.
I saw the following and thought that the person cover excuse as to why NOT go to church. Hope you think it was as funny as I did.
Hope all have a good day.
To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday":
Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."
There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.
Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.
We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."
Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.
Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.
Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.
We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money.
One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.
Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.
The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.
We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton wool for those who think he's too loud!
Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."
There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.
Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.
We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."
Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.
Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.
Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.
We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money.
One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.
Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.
The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.
We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton wool for those who think he's too loud!
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