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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ARIZONA WHEN:
- You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
- You've signed so many petitions to recall governors that you can't remember the name of the incumbent.
- You can say Hohokam and people don't think you're laughing funny.
- You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
- You can say "It's 115 degrees today," and not sound the least bit amazed.
- You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.
- You discover that, in the month of July, a car can be driven with two fingers.
- You can make instant "sun tea"!
- You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
- Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
- You can pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Tempe", "Gila Bend", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", "Cholla", and "Tlaquepaque".
- Hot-Air Balloons can't rise, because the air outdoor air is hotter than the air inside the balloon!
AND YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'RE IN ARIZONA WHEN...
- You notice your car overheating before you turn on the ignition!
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