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  • JoGee
    started a topic ☀️ You Know You Are In Arizona When

    ☀️ You Know You Are In Arizona When


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ARIZONA WHEN:

    - You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.

    - You've signed so many petitions to recall governors that you can't remember the name of the incumbent.

    - You can say Hohokam and people don't think you're laughing funny.

    - You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.

    - You can say "It's 115 degrees today," and not sound the least bit amazed.

    - You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.

    - You discover that, in the month of July, a car can be driven with two fingers.

    - You can make instant "sun tea"!

    - You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.

    - Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.

    - You can pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Tempe", "Gila Bend", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", "Cholla", and "Tlaquepaque".

    - Hot-Air Balloons can't rise, because the air outdoor air is hotter than the air inside the balloon!

    AND YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'RE IN ARIZONA WHEN...

    - You notice your car overheating before you turn on the ignition!






  • maxie
    replied
    Funny....every state must have one of these.

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