☀️ You Know You Are In Arizona When

[maxie]

Funny....every state must have one of these.

[JoGee]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ARIZONA WHEN:

- You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.

- You've signed so many petitions to recall governors that you can't remember the name of the incumbent.

- You can say Hohokam and people don't think you're laughing funny.

- You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.

- You can say "It's 115 degrees today," and not sound the least bit amazed.

- You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.

- You discover that, in the month of July, a car can be driven with two fingers.

- You can make instant "sun tea"!

- You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.

- Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.

- You can pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Tempe", "Gila Bend", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", "Cholla", and "Tlaquepaque".

- Hot-Air Balloons can't rise, because the air outdoor air is hotter than the air inside the balloon!

AND YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'RE IN ARIZONA WHEN...

- You notice your car overheating before you turn on the ignition!