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Friends - please be careful!
Yesterday I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots....
I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit.
That's when I decided to do what I have never done before. I took a cab home!
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise, because I have never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
Yesterday I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots....
I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit.
That's when I decided to do what I have never done before. I took a cab home!
Sure enough, there was a police road block on the way home, and since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise, because I have never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
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